somebody snuck up and got me drunk
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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