what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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