Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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