So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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