her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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