what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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