awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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