Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
