Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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