All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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