last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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