Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He has the fingertips of a God
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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