At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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