Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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