It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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