somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Less talking, more tequila
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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