dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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