I cockslap morals
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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