We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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