i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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