I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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