Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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