so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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