It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
id be glad to
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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