He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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