Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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