and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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