She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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