Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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