I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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