what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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