He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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