Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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