Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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