apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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