some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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