He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I see more hoeing in ur future
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