Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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