Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Randomize
