why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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