I just saw a hot homeless man
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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