come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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