i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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