And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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