Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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