I don't think brook has ever known best
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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