I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
What a dumb baby whore.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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