I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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