just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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