Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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