guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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