best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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