You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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