it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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