idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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