she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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