Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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