Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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