Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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