their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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