when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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