Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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